Digg Effect is a drug
02/16/07
Digg Effect is a very dangerous drug. Here are the similarities between Digg and Drug Effect:
| Digg Efect | Drug Effect |
|---|---|
| Digg Effect is a powerfully addictive stimulant that directly affects your website | Ecstasy is a powerfully addictive stimulant that directly affects the brain |
| A "hit" of Digg Effect lasts for 3 to 6 days | A "hit" of ecstasy lasts for 3 to 6 hours |
| Once the Digg Effect is swallowed, it takes only about 15 minutes for hundreds of visitors to enter the website and about 45 minutes later, the site owner experiences the peak level (high bandwidth) | Once the pill is swallowed, it takes only about 15 minutes for ecstasy to enter the bloodstream and reach the brain. About 45 minutes later, a user experiences the peak level (high) |
| Digg Effect abusers might feel very alert or "hyper" at first. At raves, they can keep on dancing between web stats and AdSense for hours at a time. | Ecstasy abusers might feel very alert or "hyper" at first. At raves, they can keep on dancing for hours at a time. |
| Digg Effect can be extremely dangerous in high doses. Visitor level of the website can reach very high levels, increasing the hosting bill due to exceeded bandwidth limit. | Ecstasy can be extremely dangerous in high doses. Blood levels of the drug can reach very high levels, increasing the risk of hyperthermia. |
| Digg Effect can also cause muscle tension, clenching of teeth and chills or sweating. It increases heart rate and blood pressure | Ecstasy can also cause muscle tension, clenching of teeth and chills or sweating. It increases heart rate and blood pressure |
| Digg Effect can cause confusion when the website is down and sleep problems due to web stats watch. In regular abusers, some of these side effects can last for days or weeks after Digg Effect. | Ecstasy can cause confusion and sleep problems. In regular abusers, some of these side effects can last for days or weeks after taking Ecstasy. |
| Digg Effect has been shown to be hostitoxic (damage trust to your hosting company) in studies using geeks. | Ecstasy has been shown to be neurotoxic (damage nerve tissue) in studies using animals. |
| The most common withdrawal symptoms include depression (due to significantly lesser visitor level), anxiety (try to create an interesting articles and Top 10 lists), sleeplessness (watching stats and see if anybody is coming from Digg), de-personalization (thinking he is a big shot now), de-realization (not accepting the fact that nobody cares about your site anymore) | The most common withdrawal symptoms include depression, anxiety, sleeplessness, de-personalization, de-realizaation |
| To get Digg Effect, you have to know/have a special network (Top Digg users) | To get more Ecstasy, you have to know/have a special network (dealers) |
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